Every Sponsor Just Added A “No Trampoline” Clause To JJF’s Contract

Plz, John. No more trampolines.

We’re all suckers for a good tramp. But the things are lethal. One minute, bouncing around gleefully, new minut, being spiked head-first into the hard surrounding earth.

#boycotttramps

Watch John, Nate and Kolohe surf the Vicco zone ahead of the contest, and pray our fav injury-prone 2x World Champ keeps his body well-oiled for the remainder of this season.