Don’t Get Caught With Your Dangly Bits Hanging Out In The Carpark

Inspired by the dress of Inuits and pre-Hispanic South American native tribes, the surf poncho is a surf-tailored export of one of history’s most useful garments. Loose-fitting, warm, quick-drying, and absorbent, the surf poncho is a stylized towel and hood that’s equally cute as it is practical. 

Slowtide, the honchos of the surf poncho, have a limited-time offer across a range of ethically-made and sustainably sourced ponchos. These include items from the extra-warm, quick-dry, waterproof, and Turkish collection. The best part of the Black Friday sale is that you can stack discounts on discounts and pick up one of their finest ponchos for peanuts. 

View their entire collection, here.

View their last call range, here

• Apply code “CYBER30” for 30% off on 11/29

Stay warm, snug, and dry, and don’t be caught flashing your shriveled bits to the dismay of fellow beachgoers.