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Dior Shreds

Is this the elevation or denigration of modern surf aesthetics?

elsewhere // May 24, 2022
Words by Coral McDuffee
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A few days ago, Dior Men’s Resort 2023 collection took over Venice and effectively idealized surf culture. Windward Avenue was painted blue and molded into a 30-foot fabric wave platform for Eli Russel Linnez’s  “California Couture Collection. 

The designer’s interpretation of the “skate-rat-surf-hippie vibe” was conveyed via oversized shorts, fat sneakers, pearl embroidery, and cashmere straight from the goats’ buttocks. A spectacular contrast to boardshorts, thongs, and ratted tees, typically associated with “surfwear”.

I think they forget to tie their laces. Photo: NY Times

Noteworthy visitors included: Michael B. Jordan, Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz-Beckham, Kid Cudi, and Rita Ora. Tony Hawk, outlier — sporting Dior logo sweatshirt —  sat between Christina Ricci and Christina Aguilera. He told Vogue, “I love how they were going with the semi-formal look with the suits, but making them real light casual.”

Tony Hawk reaches a new caliber of human being. Photo: Vogue

Couture skate might be Tony Hawk’s next thing. However, cashmere will remain amiss from our list of surf essentials in SoCal, at least for the time being. 

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