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A Surf Clip Beamed To You Directly From This Hawaiian’s Consciousness

A lucid look at Kalani Rivero’s (very active) brainwaves.

elsewhere // Feb 24, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

“It doesn’t seem like it’s that hard, but it is…but it’s not.”

If you’ve ever tried to stand up on a surfboard, you can resonate with this theory from Kalani Rivero.

Salty Crew’s latest episode of “Who’s Who” is a loosely organized stream of Kalani’s consciousness, beamed directly to your receptors from da Rock — and it’s quite enjoyable.

Follow Kalani around his childhood playground, as he packs mondo-cones and spears fish in a fashion that would make even Matahi Drollet blush.

Watching him and his friend devolve into childish excitement upon spearing a hefty piece of seafood was possibly the most smile inducing bit of the clip. When was the last time surfing made two people that excited?

The rest of the clip is a well blended delight of humor and high impact surf fodder.

Tune out, turn off, and drop in to Kalani Rivero’s brain.

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