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John John Florence, A sexy b-side Finner, Maldives

“Fuck man, I thought this was gonna be a mellow trip – he brought his chick,” says John John Florence of his trip to the Maldives with Jordy Smith. “But we’re going out for the 7th hour!” John John and Jordy (as well as Jords’ new gal, Lyndall Jarvis) have taken a lil’ sojourn to the Maldives for some smiling sun and bath water. John John, who thought that the presence of Lyndall was gonna mean a fairly relaxed vacation, was shocked yesterday when the went surfing for, as he says above, a seventh hour in the water. According to filmer Craig Kolesky, John John eats as much as he surfs which, in relation to seven hours in the soup, is a shit-ton of food. Oh to be young, and to maintain the metabolism of a humming bird. Oh, and to throw backside finners this gorgeous.

full frame // Mar 8, 2016
Words by Craig Kolesky
Reading Time: < 1 minute

“Fuck man, I thought this was gonna be a mellow trip – he brought his chick,” says John John Florence of his trip to the Maldives with Jordy Smith. “But we’re going out for the 7th hour!”

John John and Jordy (as well as Jords’ new gal, Lyndall Jarvis) have taken a lil’ sojourn to the Maldives for some smiling sun and bath water. John John, who thought that the presence of Lyndall was gonna mean a fairly relaxed vacation, was shocked yesterday when the went surfing for, as he says above, a seventh hour in the water.

According to filmer Craig Kolesky, John John eats as much as he surfs which, in relation to seven hours in the soup, is a shit-ton of food. Oh to be young, and to maintain the metabolism of a humming bird. Oh, and to throw backside finners this gorgeous.

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