Stab-a-gram Preferred Customers, vol. 45

Below are some digital truffle shavings from a fresh weekly batch of Stab-a-gram posts. There’s minimal pixels, but there ain’t a dull moment. Did we come outta the gates too hard with the opening post? But, no! Anastasia is fantasia!

Yes, @anastasiaashley is mos def the new Blanchard. We propose a torch-passing ceremony with minimal lycra and inconsequential filter choices.

@derekdunfee don’t have much time for the rearview mirror, but sometimes the view is exquiz. This is a “shot from powerlines productions latest film Forecast Barrels!”

Is Anastasia Ashley the new Alana Blanchard? Are @elliejeancoffey and @hollydazecoffey the new Anastasia Ashley? OMG

@flynn_novak, surfing’s most wildly-neglected and unsung hero, early season Hawaii.

@xococoho, #nofilter and #nofilterneeded.

Reasons to follow @kalanimiller: Intimate couplelyfe moments with @kellyslater, i.e. cleaning the car window at a gas station.

@sealtooth (Dane Reynolds) gets his parody on: “#NtiManatee. a White Youth #originalshort shot entirely on location in the #gutters of copenhagen. #bbc #lizardsinpinnytown #gutterlyfe #whiteyouthissue1”

When Instagram sensations meet: Alana Blanchard and Nage Melamed, with Clark little.

“Todd Morcom hitting the eject button,” says @sethstafford. This is a very arresting image that we’re rather fond of.

This is Kelly Slater shooting a Public Service Announcement for National Resources Defense Council with Will Ferrell and Rachel Ray (not pictured). Photo by @cisurfboards

“Guess who’s back?” asks @cisurfboards. Please refer to Stab article “A Broken Hand Won’t Keep Dane Reynolds Out Of Lowers” for more details.

“She (Pam) pulled too hard,” says @napkinapocalypse.

If you’d like your hair consistently blown back without any real danger to physical wellbeing or, more specifically, spinal column, then follow @clarklittle.

A Fijian dream with @monycaeleogram and @keliamoniz.

Tell us life ain’t peachy at Potato Head Beach Club with @lauraenever and @chloechapman. Can’t do it.

Mark Healey (@donkeyshow), takes less insane people (Roxy gals) into his world, terrifies them, but proves that not all sharks wanna taste you.