Bizarre South-African KFC commercial reenacts Mick Fanning shark attack

Questions. So many questions. Starting with: What the fuck just happened? And moving on to: How might Mick Fanning feel about KFC, the world’s sketchiest fast-chicken chain, cashing in on the most terrifying moment of his life? To sell their Jacked Up Double Crunch burger, no less. Look, 10 points for accuracy (for the first nine seconds) and subtly titling the YouTube clip Pro Surfer Fights Off Shark in South Africa, thus ensuring what’ll likely be a lot of plays, but holy shit, I really hope the irony of a fast food chain making such a tasteless commercial is lost on no-one. Just watch. Again and again!