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Does Anyone Know This Anonymous Surf Sinner?

Serial ding pest reveals grave misdeed while cleverly concealing neck and shoulders.

elsewhere // Apr 21, 2023
Words by Michael Ciaramella
Reading Time: < 1 minute

These Surf Sins are starting to get scary.

Nowadays, people are revealing such grave acts of indignity that they have no choice but to conceal their identity for fear of retaliation, cancelation, humiliation by Kelly Slater on Instagram.

This week’s confession comes from an anonymous man with a sin that cuts beneath the fiberglass.

What is a worthy penance for his crime against humanity? Mikey C and Paul Evans have some thoughts.

Listen to ‘The Drop’ on Stab Podcasts, wherever pods are found.

Submit your 60-second surf sins to [email protected] or [email protected]. Vertical video is preferred.

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