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Julian Wilson glowing in Armani with Ash Osborne

In the first month of this year we ran shots of the angelic Ashley Osborne online in a piece titled ‘10 Rules For Dating a Pro Surfer.’ The shoot featured the lovely Ash O scantily clad (she is a model after all) and the text, the usual bumf that accompanies such pieces, when all and sundry […]

style // Mar 8, 2016
Words by stab
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In the first month of this year we ran shots of the angelic Ashley Osborne online in a piece titled ‘10 Rules For Dating a Pro Surfer.’ The shoot featured the lovely Ash O scantily clad (she is a model after all) and the text, the usual bumf that accompanies such pieces, when all and sundry knows that reading is the last thing on people’s minds. But, didn’t the waffle cause a racket! “It’s not the 1940’s anymore, we’re not bred to be housewives,” warbled a particularly self-entitled young lady, likely from the northern beaches of Sydney, who called the office and declared that she would not stop until the article was taken down. But today marks a serious turn in the pursuit of the enthralling nature of the Wilson/Osborne relationship, as Buro 247 has revealed that Julian Wilson does “all the cleaning.”

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Miss Osborne is lovely, but this one’s all Jules.

Buro 247 was founded by Russian diva Miroslava Duma, the former editor of the Russian edition of Harper’s Bazaar. After conquering the fashion epicentres of Croatia, Ukraine, Kazakhstan, Azerbaijan, the Middle East, and Turkey, the Buro brand has now strangely turned its headlights on Australia.

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Stares don’t get more piercing.

The couple look amazing. Ashley, beautiful if a little predictable. Julian, absolutely divine. Long has Jules been hounded by the fashion houses to model their threads, and now that the ties of the clothing endorsement deal have loosened (Hurley and Armani are hardly competitors), we’re free to see Jules in the light that his aesthetic beauty warrants. He is perfect, in every way, even professional clothes horse Miss O withers next to his godlike countenance.

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Star Wars Chic and Sex Sells.

The accompanying email interview is pure cheese, punctuated with the odd “:)” Here’s some highlights:

“I try and get Jules on the BBQ as often as I can.” – Ash

“The hardest thing has been sacrificing my work for the sake of being there to support Jules. It was hard at first – I was a bit of a workaholic, but finding a balance has helped a lot.” – Ash

“Her smile, personality, heart, strength and humility.” – Jules

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Imagine if Jules rocked up to register at Pipe in this Armani suit? They’d hand him the title on the spot!

“It was in Paris. We sat on a little park bench across the river from the Notre Dame. I waited for a pause in the foot traffic and said to Ashley, “Babe I’ve got a really good idea, maybe the best idea I’ve ever had,” and as she was trying to predict my idea I got down on one knee and asked the girl of my dreams to marry me. She said yes with tears streaming down her face.”

God bless Julian Wilson, he is the standard by which all others are judged.

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