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Why The World’s Best Wave Didn’t Exist 30 Years Ago

“Skeleton Bay is an infant in geological terms.” – Alan Van Gysen

style // Dec 11, 2020
Words by Michael Ciaramella
Reading Time: 2 minutes

Namibia is the second least-populated country in the world—the result of a seemingly endless desert, which by its very nature, is impervious to almost all life forms.  

Alas, that does not mean the Namib Desert a static environment. On the contrary, a recent direction change of the desert trade winds has altered the migration pattern of large swaths of sand, leading to the creation of a left-hand sandspit that, on its day, barrels for two-kilometers straight.

Which, in simple terms, makes it the world’s best wave.

And that’s not even an opinion. Skeleton Bay, or as it’s properly known, Donkey Bay, is the most stupendously perfect wave in public knowledge. And finally, someone took it upon themselves to make a proper documentary detailing its brief but momentous history.

From Alan Van Gysen and the folks at Now Now Media:

Since it was unveiled in 2008, the wave at Skeleton Bay has become part of every surfer’s lexicon, a synonym for never-ending sand-bottomed tubes. But unlike Pipeline, G-Land, or [insert your preferred iconic world-class wave here], the two-kilometre-long left on the edge of the Namib Desert is in a constant state of flux. If satellite imagery is anything to go by, the wave we know today didn’t even exist 30 years ago.

But before you put it on the top of your post-pandemic bucket list, perhaps take heed of Koa Smith’s veiled advice from the film: “People think oh, easy, Skeleton Bay. I’m going to go get the barrel of my life. But then they show up here and realise it’s more like Teahupoo on sand.”

Watch the film above, and tell us it didn’t stir your loins. 

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