Stab Magazine | We've Got Some New Stab Tees For Our Friends And Our Haters
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We’ve Got Some New Stab Tees For Our Friends And Our Haters

Back like we never left.

style // Aug 14, 2020
Words by Stab
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Listen, we know why you’re here. 

You come to Stab for the scoop on clips like this and moderately articulate, sometimes judgmental passes on surfing’s elite from our team of “esteemed” writers.

With that being said, we feel every self-respecting brand should have a solid range of merch. We dipped our toes into the vast ocean of e-com last September and have dropped some one-off products over the past year for you guys to gobble up. Any new endeavor is bound to improve over time, and while our last shirts were good, we have no problem saying these are a heck of a lot better. 

We upped the quality of our blanks, lowered our international shipping costs, and worked in some spicy new graphics to drape your bones in.

Wear them ironically, wear them in earnest, get arrested in one for all we care (that would be great, actually—send any mugshots in a Stab tee here and get your next one free).  

There’s a limited quantity though, so don’t sleep!

Get yours at stab-store.com

Rainbow Geo Tee

IC4A5936

Charlie Does Surf Tee

Cardinal Flower Tee

We Like To Surf Tee

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