Poll: Who Do You Want Commentating Stab High?
Let’s make Stab High sound as beautiful as it will look!
The purpose of this post is to get our readers’ opinions on who would make a good commentator for a surfing event, specifically for Stab High.
Our request for commentator submissions are, in order of importance, that he/she is:
Not going to call airs based on degrees of spin
Opinionated but not a dickhead
Talented on a surfboard
Charismatic and funny
Objective in their analysis
Admittedly we’ve already got a few folks officially signed on, but we’re open to your suggestions in the poll and comments below.
Here’s who you’re stuck with already:
Now let’s talk wildcards, in the poll:
And please leave your (better) suggestions below!
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