Poll: Who Do You Want Commentating Stab High?

The purpose of this post is to get our readers’ opinions on who would make a good commentator for a surfing event, specifically for Stab High.

Our request for commentator submissions are, in order of importance, that he/she is:

• Not going to call airs based on degrees of spin

• Opinionated but not a dickhead

• Talented on a surfboard

• Charismatic and funny

• Objective in their analysis

• Tangentially famous

• Especially sexy

Only after constructing this list did it occur to us that we’d epitomized the great Rosy Hodge! Photo: WSL

Admittedly we’ve already got a few folks officially signed on, but we’re open to your suggestions in the poll and comments below.

Here’s who you’re stuck with already:

• Bobby Martinez

• Shane Dorian

• Todd Richards

• Dooma Fahrenfort

• Austyn Gillette

Come Sept. 22, Bobby will adopt the tennis side of the mic!

Now let’s talk wildcards, in the poll:

And please leave your (better) suggestions below!

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