League of Narcissists: Opening Week
A day late and all the dollars short.
Come one, come some, join us for the first week of Stab’s super exclusive, fancy-shmancy fantasy surfing league.
As you may recall, a few weeks ago I extended an invitation to Stab’s best trash-talking fans, asking them to harass my email for admission to the league. Boy was that a mistake. You guys surely know how to make a grown boy cry in the shower. I received messages ranging from intercourse with my parental guardians to setting the entire Stab staff on fire. It’s safe to assume neither myself nor any other member of Stab will be allowed in Florianaoplis anytime soon. Watch above to meet some of the most delightful fans professional surfing has to offer.
And welcome to the league.
– The Commissioner/Intern
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