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Comments Of The Week, Edition 100

Go buy yourselves the world’s smallest trophy. 

style // Sep 8, 2017
Words by stab
Reading Time: 2 minutes

This week in surf has been, uh, eventful. The WSL is restructuring. Kelly Slater’s Wavepool is going left, right and has been modified for the better. Dane dropped a new clip. Dane had twin girls. Oh, how we missed Dane! There’s a contest going on down at Lowers, but it’s flat, and the CTers are currently having a pool day with Kelly in Lemoore. Hurricane-esque winds blew through Santa Barbara. There was a tragic death in Barbados. We made outrageous claims about the murderous nature of Filipe Toledo in waist-high waves. And, we’re pretty sure our dog is either dead or found a new owner, who feeds him caviar and gave him a diamond collar. It’s all happening. Like, right now. And, as is tradition, you all had a few things to say about it. 

Oh, by the way, this is the 100th installment of COTW! Go buy yourselves the world’s smallest trophy. 

09. Albee Layer Sounds Off On The Kelly Slater Wavepool Specialty Event

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08. Hey College Kids, We’ve Got Something For Ya…

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07. An Interview With The 2017 Lowers Pro Champion 

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06. Someone Bought Kelly Slater’s Autographed Board For $25K

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05. Ummm, Who The Hell Is Jorgann Couzinet?

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04. Will Skudin Is A Bona Fide Board Magnet

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03. Filipe Toledo’s About To Go On A Fucking Killing Spree 

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02. Filipe Toledo’s About To Go On A Fucking Killing Spree 

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01. Watch: Wade Goodall, Dylan Graves, Dane & Pat Gudauskas In ‘Greetings’

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