Comments Of The Week, Edition 84

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06. How To Get Your Car And Boards Stolen In Affluent Newport Beach

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05. These Are The Most Common Mistakes Made In Big Surf

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04. So Apparently Southern California Is Now Teeming With Sharks

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03. Local Surfer Dunks Grom At Salt Creek

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02. Tales From The Huey’s Heels

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01. Scottish Surfer Rescued After Spending 30 Hours Floating Off The Coast