Comments Of The Week, Edition 80

They say variety is the spice of life. But ill-tempered aggression brutally tapped into a keyboard is the ghost pepper soaked in agent orange! As far as we’re concerned, it’s a no shame for a man to provide counsel in contempt. Instead, we celebrate inherent cruelty bordering on burlesque. We broadcast paranoia, ignorance and pompous contradiction. So here’s the anticipated reaction. Our dear beloved cause and effect.

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08. Boardslides With Ford Archbold

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07. Where’s The Rally To Stop The Nuclear Waste Storage At San Onofre?

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06. The Brazilian Storm Rains Down On Hawaii

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05. Slow Dancing With Weedmaps On The North Shore

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04. Sterling Spencer Steers The Ocean Racer Twin, Florida

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03. Inside The North Shore’s Most Lux Surf House

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02. Uh, It’s Still Okay To Want To Improve Your Surfing

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01. Kelly Slater’s Tired Of Margaret River’s Main Break