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Comments Of The Week, Edition 102

Goood boyyy!

style // Sep 23, 2017
Words by Michael Ciaramella
Reading Time: 3 minutes

What a week, nay, what a few weeks we’ve had since our Shreditor in Chief, Ashton Bograil, came in and righted Stab’s wrongs. Of course it wasn’t all Ashton, as both Stab’s re-privatization and the recent surf news outbreak have played a role in Stab’s improved content, but still, can’t you taste the fun? Feel our renewed virility? We’re back, baby! 

If you happened to be living in a hole, or even worse the Caribbean this past week, here’s a quick runthrough of what you’ve missed: a first-hand encounter of a shark attack, Kelly’s new wave was leaked online, the WSL is changing its… everything, Morgan got a selfie with Gabby Meds, we tried (and somewhat succeeded) getting into Kelly’s Wavepool event, we learned sad truths about a hurting Caribbean, we profiled Dion Agius, plus much, much more!

And good content, it would seem, brings out the best in our commenters. This week’s COTW selection was a heated one, with Stab employees debating, arm-wrestling, and playing dick-chicken to determine which comments would be highlighted below.

Then we heard a familiar whimper, a scratch at the door… Is that you, iHusky?  Our best boy! He’s back!

Without further ado, your comments of the week.

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12. Filipe Toledo Just Concluded His Murderous Rampage

65

11. Kelly Slater’s Wave Factory

66

10. We Showed Up Uninvited The Night Before Kelly Slater’s Wave Pool Event

67

09. Everything We Know About The Growing Fractures Within The WSL’s Ranks

68

08. Watch: Dan Malloy in “Slow Is Fast”

69

07. Here’s Brent Dorrington And Surfing’s Most Desirable Venue

70

06. Everything We Know About The Growing Fractures Within The WSL’s Ranks

71

05. We’re Live At Kelly’s Wave Pool Event… Just Outside The Gates

72

04. Watch: Dan Malloy in “Slow Is Fast”

73

03. Watch: Mason Ho In “Temple Of The …Lost Stone: Indo Driver”

74

02. Leaked: Kelly’s Wave With Sections!

75

01. We’re Live At Kelly’s Wave Pool Event… Just Outside The Gates

76

“Good luck with #1, but I stand by it for pure entertainment factor. Any naysayers can answer to the dog.”

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