Black Says I Don’t Bother You, You Don’t Bother Me
The safest boardshorts to enter a crowded lineup in.
You feel that? The disappearing of fog? The radio blaring “schools out for the summer!”? Spirits uplifting like an OC housewife’s breasts? Yes! We feel you California, and we feel good. As for the East Coast (apologies for ignoring) whatever kind of painstaking humidity you’re experiencing at the moment, buck up, another batch of boardshorts to line your summer with lies beneath.
Whether you prefer ’em riding high or just above the knee, we’ve got both. Style comes in many flavours, and this is our understated batch: 10 pairs of trunks that will offend no man or, more importantly, gal.
So grab your umbrellas and your coolers. Ditch that neoprene, unfold those beach chairs, turn on a jangly tune and pour a stiff one. It’s the weekend; undo that belt and get loose!
The Staple Board Short by BANKS.
310 Board Shorts by Birdwell Beach Britches.
The BONE DRY trunk by In Minds Eye.
The Vacation Trunks by Mollusk.
The Nomadic Trunk by Outerknown.
The Light & Variable 18in Board Short by Patagonia.
The Superfreak Boardshort by O’Neill.
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