Watch: 5 Minutes Of Clay Marzo Burner Footage We Didn’t Deserve

In the six years of its existence, Clay Marzo’s YouTube channel has seen 39 videos. That’s about 6 a year, 0.54 a month, 0.13 a week, 0.018 a day, or 0.00021 videos per second. In a world choking on content, choking on noise, choke on your lucky stars. Today, we feast on Clay. 

The video opens with Clay, parked at his home break, watching the lineup with quiet disapproval. “Wow, these guys suck,” he mutters. The filmer laughs. Clay forces a chuckle, playing along but unsure what the joke is. “Kook city, brah,” he adds.

Then, the enigma steps into the water. For the next four minutes, we witness a paradox — absolute calm in the face of waves that could tear him apart. A composure that exists only here, in motion, rather than on land. What follows is a lesson in alternative frontside tube-riding and end-section spankings. Take note. 

For more of Clay, watch his Desert Point Snapt 5 prequel, here.