Soli Bailey Would Rather Lose A Nipple Than Surf In The Olympics

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cinema // 31 Oct 2017

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Computer Dilemma is a digital series in which Stab plays would you rather? with some of our favourite characters in surf. Fight Martin Potter, or Gabriel Medina? Snort Tabasco sauce, or run through a WSL competition naked? These are the crucial, cutting edge questions we pose to our daring subject on this occasion, Mr Soli Bailey. He fields our prompts with aplomb! And, surfs brilliantly. You watching yet?

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Soli Bailey Would Rather Lose A Nipple Than Surf In The Olympics

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