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Rage Crew In Need of Jetski

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Words by Jack Mutschler

Well, they don’t really need one, but it would be an absolute delight to watch. Noa Deane with an immeasurable amount of speed, Shaun Manners exploring the change in atmospheric pressures, and Jake Vincent piloting the ski while simultaneously shooting a flare gun at local authorities. The Rage psychos couldn’t handle a ski. The poor thing would be washed up on the beach in minutes.

The Rage boys’ latest clip, “ I WISH WE HAD A JETSKI,”  is another brilliant installment of ‘fuck you’ surfing. Creed McTaggart shaved his head in an attempt to gain an aerodynamic advantage—it worked. Beau Foster knifed a handful of severely steep drops, reasserting himself as one of the world’s most underrated surfer-shapers.

As far as production goes, Toby Cregan can put two and two together. Then he can take that four, put it on a roulette table, and walk away with 12. For those not following this obtuse metaphor, the guy knows how to make a film. You know, when he’s not playing bass for the highly respected band Skeggs. Hats off to anyone who can make the credits just as pure as the rest of the video.

Watch the latest Rage clip here.

The Rage crew also dropped some new products along with the vid, and you can check em out here.

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