Poopies Tows Into Jaws On A Penis Shaped By Anastasia Ashley

We’ll call it the phallic flyer. Because penis is a funny word–it sounds so medical. But, this Paul Fisher inspired foam Johnson, Richard, pecker, prick, Lil’ Billy, wang, trouser snake, wand, sword, bookworm, pickle, member, Chairman Mao or whatever you choose to call it was handcrafted by the beautiful Anastasia Ashley for Poopies to whip into at Jaws. 

Upon arrival, Poops won’t remove his shoes, “I’m not going out there,” he quivers…and rightfully so–Jaws is massive and critical. It’s a day Jamie calls “the heaviest day of surfing” in his life. Meanwhile, Kai Lenny’s–a marvelous all-around waterman–airdropping and navigating a SUP with ease. The late January day also includes Tom Dosland’s elevator drop to legrope whiplash and a silver platter of cringeworthy spills. “It was everything you never want to see happen to a surfer,” says Jamie. 

When one of the largest swells of the winter hits Maui, Jamie and the crew toy with it. And, we’re just curious about how many seasons of Who is JOB Poopies has left in him. 

Paul Fisher on the Hippy Dick.