Parker Coffin And Bobby Martinez Offer A Novel Waco Approach

Stab High 2.0 is fast approaching, and following the spectacle of Redbull Airborne at Keramas, we can’t wait to get our favorite shit-kickers in the pool. 

With the Stab High roster yet to be finalized, Parker Coffin has made it clear that he wants a seat at the table. This video, featuring Bobby Martinez, Jett Schilling, Bethany Hamilton, and Mr. Coffin himself, acts as a virtual job application, where Parker does his best to ensure all the boxes have been ticked. 

There are spins, straighties, some attempted flips, no real tech shit, which might limit Parker’s winning capacity (see: last year’s champ), but a solid performance altogether.

While they wouldn’t score very well in Stab High, we also loved Parker’s tail-free power wafts and all the down-the-line surfing by Bobby. The man just looks right on a surfboard. 

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