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Minimal Swell, Maximum Entertainment With T-Street’s Treacherous Goon Squad

The guest list at this small-wave soiree includes: Griffin Colapinto, Ian Crane, Kevin Schulz, Caroline Marks, Kalani Robb, Chris Ward, Matt Archbold, Corona Kingsley, and more!

cinema // Mar 6, 2020
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minutes

There’s something about watching good surfers in small waves. 

It could be argued that nothing reveals a surfer’s technical ability more clearly than watching them ride waves of inconsequence. Based on that criteria, when cross-referencing this video, almost everyone in San Clemente is a fucking phenomenal waverider.

In this single-session clip, we see expert maneuvering by a star-studded cast including Griffin Colapinto, Ian Crane, Kevin Schulz, Caroline Marks, Kalani Robb, Chris Ward, Matt Archbold, Corona Kingsley, Nate Yeomans and whoever else I happened to forget (sorry). 

I can’t quite put my finger on why, but this 11-minute, mostly unedited cut was more entertaining than the vast majority of “curated” content we post. Most importantly, it made me want to surf.  

Hopefully it will do the same for you.


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