Mason Ho And Neighbors Score Uncommon North Shore Sandbar  - Stab Mag
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A pretty convincing impersonation of you know what...

Mason Ho And Neighbors Score Uncommon North Shore Sandbar 

Blink and you’ll miss it.

cinema // Feb 24, 2024
Words by Pedro Ramos
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Insular dwarfism is a biological phenomenon that suggests animals that colonize islands will, over time, evolve to become significantly smaller in size compared to their mainland relatives.

The science goes so far as to state that humans, too, are subject to island dwarfing. Yet, with scarce parking space available, scientists haven’t been able to determine exactly why people insist on driving such colossal trucks and SUVs on the North Shore.

While it remains unclear whether Mason and Sheldon managed to find a park during one of the busiest times of the year on Oahu, an elusive gem was certainly found while hiding in plain sight.

Fun, games, et al.

Mason is joined at the semi-novelty by an all-Hawaiian cast, with an uncredited appearance by Jai Glindeman, who happened to be filmed while Rory Pringle was having issues with his autofocus.

For those still nursing their SITD hangovers, Mason’s got some hair of the dog for you around the five minute mark with his always spellbinding ding report.

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