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#TOURNOTES: John John Florence is worse at golf than Kelly Slater

John John Florence is worse at golf than Kelly Slater (but how about his surfing!). Brett Simpson has the best hand-eye co-ordination on tour. Filipe Toledo’s crew is better at soccer than you. Gail Couper is a straight legend. This and more you’ll learn from the only Rip Curl Pro, Bells Beach wrap you need to watch: #TOURNOTES.

cinema // Mar 8, 2016
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John John Florence is worse at golf than Kelly Slater (but how about his surfing!). Brett Simpson has the best hand-eye co-ordination on tour. Filipe Toledo’s crew is better at soccer than you. Gail Couper is a straight legend. This and more you’ll learn from the only Rip Curl Pro, Bells Beach wrap you need to watch: #TOURNOTES.

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