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How Are You Coping With Imminent Global Demise?

The world is burning and Miguel Blanco’s burning with it.

cinema // Aug 1, 2020
Words by stab
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Throughout history, turmoil has bred creativity.

Some paint, others pick up meditation, a small group of individuals adopt massive French bulldogs and start Instagrams capturing their daily slobbering.

Miguel Blanco has been watching the world from a distance and has finally had enough. If it’s chaos they want, its chaos they’ll get.

With an opening scene that showcases Rami Malek’s “Fuck Society” speech from the TV show Mr. Robot, to the layered scenes of riots, pollution, and general carnage, Miguel came with a message. In his words: “I was driving around Europe chasing swells and this came to my mind. Reality through my eyes on the days we’re living. Sorry not sorry.”

Click in to watch Miguel’s unabashed statement clip, “Euro Slayer”, where the Portugueseman takes the 2-minute surf edit, douses it in a cocktail of 5-hour energy and absinthe, and sets it on fire with a blow torch. 

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