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Come Continue To Suckle At “The Stab In The Dark” Teat

A non-cerebral BTS clip of our beach day with Jordy Smith and the premiere. Giveaway coming soon. 

cinema // Oct 6, 2017
Words by stab
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To be clear, that title has nothing to do with our talent’s pectorals. Instead, it’s the week-old milk from our biggest project of the year. We won’t blast you on a near-daily basis with shaper profiles as we have in years past. Just this non-cerebral clip featuring anyone who happened to stop by to ride all 12, er, 11 of Jordy’s Stab in the Dark boards north of the Huntington Beach pier with Futures Fins and O’Neill, plus a few snippets of the party we had afterwards. The groms were psyched. The waves were shit. Jordy signed autographs. He was THE man of the people. We basked in the post-summer sun, while military jets soared overhead. Kolohe Andino came to surf with the kids and the whole scene was very American. Stay tuned, Stab in the Dark giveaway to come. 

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