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Clay Marzo: Surfing’s Most Gifted Goofy

Marzo’s not ‘back,’ he never left. Every time a new clip comes out surf media rap about how Clay’s surfing ‘better than ever’ and then we all forget about him because he doesn’t have a major sponsor. So here’s the 411: 1. Clay’s perhaps the most naturally gifted surfer currently living. 2. The reason that Clay spends so much time in West Oz is because his girlfriend’s from Kalbarri. 3. We all know that the region’s home to a myriad of amazing lefts, therefore the lack of other surfers in the clip is puzzling – we’d suggest that the tide was too low for average Joe – see 35ish seconds. 4. Despite being the home of Ry Craike and a popular location for pro surf clip collectors, the waves in the region have never been surfed as well as they have since Clay blew into town.

cinema // Mar 8, 2016
Words by stab
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Marzo’s not ‘back,’ he never left. Every time a new clip comes out surf media rap about how Clay’s surfing ‘better than ever’ and then we all forget about him because he doesn’t have a major sponsor. So here’s the 411: 1. Clay’s perhaps the most naturally gifted surfer currently living. 2. The reason that Clay spends so much time in West Oz is because his girlfriend’s from Kalbarri. 3. We all know that the region’s home to a myriad of amazing lefts, therefore the lack of other surfers in the clip is puzzling – we’d suggest that the tide was too low for average Joe – see 35ish seconds. 4. Despite being the home of Ry Craike and a popular location for pro surf clip collectors, the waves in the region have never been surfed as well as they have since Clay blew into town.

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