Alex Smith Grabs The Indian Ocean By…Well You Know
3 to 5 million fraudulent ballots prove its superiority.
It’s the greatest ocean. The best. With the best waves, the clearest water, warmest weather–there is no ocean superior for surfers than the Indian. With one fist clenched towards the sky, a triumphant, bold and confident claim is raised, and the crowd swoons to Alex Smith’s rail. They shout to make it great, Alex does! He’s great, he’s beautiful, just like the scenes from the Indian Ocean, which is the best–always has been. But, it has lost the popular vote to the Pacific (for the year’s inaugural months). However, without evidence, three to five million phoney votes say otherwise…because it’s the best. Come on, would you just look at it. Can’t you feel its power?
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