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Week 4: The Better Surf Quiz Presented By Better Beer

Q13. Who is the oldest surfer to win a WSL World Title?

news // Jul 8, 2023
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Dive headfirst into the savage beauty of this surf quiz, where the salty questions crash upon your shores, leaving you gasping for the raw ecstasy of knowledge“.

ChatGPT wrote that Bukowski-styled poetry.

If your redundancy is imminent like mine, here’s a task you may still beat it at — surf trivia. Everything you need to know about the competition is below.

  • This is a race to the finish line. The first 50 Australians to score 100% in this quiz will be sent a free case of Better Beer, delivered to their doorstep. 
  • In order to win the beer you must complete the quiz on SurveyMonkey (otherwise we don’t know who/where to send it to)
  • For the international participants, this is an opportunity to find out your Surf IQ and win positive affirmation for being a surf nerd (priceless)
  • This quiz will run for six weeks – the overall leader will win a Better Beer x Stab prize pack (including a surfboard, merch, more beer and a truckload of glory)
  • Australian Stab Premium members get sent this quiz first – 24 hrs before anyone else – don’t lose the yellow jersey
  • You can also do this on IG stories, but you won’t receive your results or beer
  • Other T&C’s live here

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