Stab Magazine | Wavepools Are Failing: The Volkswagen Jetta Of Surfing
388 Views

Wavepools Are Failing: The Volkswagen Jetta Of Surfing

The defining problem of our new reality.

news // Nov 8, 2016
Words by stab
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Technical difficulties are the new onshore wind. With the surf universe punch drunk for wave pools lately, they seem about as reliable as a groundswell in Pensacola.

After less than 30 days of fun, the NLand Surf Park in Texas is closing indefinitely for repairs.

“The liner in our reef section has been compromised more so than expected by fin and nose cuts and we need to do more extensive repairs,” reads a statement on the company’s site. “Therefore, we will be closed through November and potentially beyond. We will be contacting guests with reservations through the end of the month to discuss their options.”

Initially open for business on Oct. 7, NLand Surf Park was first closed for repairs on Oct. 31. After draining the pool on Nov. 1 the company had crews “assessing the situation.” It’s unclear if they will be closed for a week, a month, or more. Regardless, Austin locals are staring down the barrel of a familiar flat spell. 

Complications with the NLand Surf Park comes on the heels of a litany of issues with the Surf Snowdonia facility in Wales, which has spent more time closed than open since the ribbon cutting ceremony. On Oct. 25 it was forced to end its season.

“The earlier than planned closure of the surf lagoon comes after a routine inspection revealed that some unforeseen work needs to be carried out,” said a spokeswoman for the organisation. “Surf Snowdonia has reluctantly agreed to drain the lagoon so that engineers are able proceed with this work.”

Surf Snowdonia expects to be open again in March 2017.

Meanwhile, the Kelly Slater Surf Ranch remains under lock and key, which ain’t offering any relief but to a chosen few. Heaven forbid we have to surf in salt water…

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

How To Order A Surfboard In 2025

Donald Brink, Chris Christenson, and Jon Pyzel on how not to piss off your shaper…

Nov 26, 2025

A New Rule For The 2026 CT Season Puts Carissa, Steph, + John John At An Immediate Disadvantage

The revamped CT format is gloriously cutthroat.

Nov 25, 2025

From The Indies Trader To Vela: How Boats Are Debunking Surfing’s “Crowded World” Narrative

Torren Martyn + the man who named Cloud 9 discuss the laziness of surf tourism…

Nov 23, 2025

“It’s A Gene Pool Of Cool, But It Comes With Every Bag Of Shit That Goes With It”

There’s a new Fletcher documentary you’ll probably want to watch.

Nov 23, 2025

Ikea Is Not A Surf Brand

Is surfing facing a ChatGPT epidemic?

Nov 21, 2025

EAST With Mikey February, Episode Three

Task: Find bluewater barrels in the USA... in summertime.

Nov 21, 2025

Did You Actually Think Gabby Medina Would Sit Out 2026?

The comeback tour just keeps getting bigger.

Nov 20, 2025

Yet Another World Champ Announces His Return To The 2026 World Tour

JJF is back. 

Nov 19, 2025

Steph Gilmore To Join Carissa Moore On 2026 Tour

13 World Titles rejoined the CT WhatsApp thread this past week. How will they fare?

Nov 18, 2025

A Brief History Of The Aerial ft. Bruce Irons, Christian & Nate Fletcher And More

Dylan Graves unearths the facts, the firsts, and the controversial debates shaping surfing's above the…

Nov 18, 2025

Who Has The Right To ‘Protect’ A Hidden Wave?

In surfing's new-age colonialism, everybody's right and everybody's wrong.

Nov 16, 2025

Watch Snapt 5: The Final Cut

After twenty-two years, this is Logan Dulien's biggest mic drop yet. Probably.

Nov 13, 2025

Guess Who’s Back

New mom Carissa Moore to make her Championship Tour return in 2026.

Nov 13, 2025

Where Is Our Mind?

Why we just filmed another 'Stab in the Dark'... before releasing Kelly.

Nov 12, 2025

The Greatest British Surf Conspiracy Of Our Time

Multiple bankruptcies, Russian oligarchs, environmental fugitives and a... wavepool?

Nov 9, 2025

Unlocked: Shark-Eyed Prince João Mendonça In ‘Same Same’

You won’t hear much from the young Portuguese surfer's mouth, but his SEOTY entry says…

Nov 9, 2025

“I’ve Been In Pain My Whole Life. If I’m Going To Get Hurt Surfing, So Be It.” 

Jade Morgan recounts his latest spinal injury + the art of living with a body…

Nov 9, 2025

Inside The Illegal, DIY Operation To Bring Munich’s River Wave Back

Local surfers know exactly how to fix the Eisbach, but they risk a 50k fine.

Nov 8, 2025
Advertisement