Stab Magazine | The WSL Is Formalizing Its Qualification Tyranny In 2020

Now Live: Ferrari Boyz With Harry Bryant (Redux)

766 Views

The WSL Is Formalizing Its Qualification Tyranny In 2020

New year, same dictators!

news // Jan 9, 2020
Words by stab
Reading Time: 4 minutes

Recently, the WSL announced its dissemination plan for the two “Season Wildcard” slots on the Men’s 2020 Championship Tour. 

Of the three injured surfers who applied for these wildcards, Adriano de Souza will retain full rights to one (as he is a former World Champ) while Mikey Wright and Leo Fioravanti (who are both relative newcomers to the Tour) will each compete in the first three events of the 2020 season, after which the surfer placed higher in the rankings will retain the second wildcard for the remainder of the year.

A simple, and most would say fair, plan for all surfers involved.  

But as we learned from the Medina/Ibelli/Article 171.11 dilemma at Pipe, the WSL’s MO is to preserve ultimate decision-making power in every aspect of their operation, so that they can, well… script this. 

Need proof? Stab was recently leaked an image of a message sent by the WSL to its 2020 Championship Tour surfers. You can read it here: 

Screen Shot 2020 01 07 at 10.03.53 PM

In the first episode of CUSP (recorded prior to the WSL’s decision on the Mikey/Leo situation), Stace Galbraith and I chatted about the potential 2020 wildcard outcomes, coming to the conclusion that Mikey would likely be given the second wildcard over Leo on account of the intrigue he brings to the Tour. We were, ultimately, wrong in this micro-assumption, but the broader implication of our claim was correct: the WSL will make whatever decision is best for them (they went with the three-event surf-off to appease both surfers while also creating a unique storyline around the Australian leg—genius!). 

The new wildcard rule, which will come into effect for the 2021 Championship Tour, formalizes the WSL’s tyranny around qualification.

Here are the implications: 

Eliminating the double-qualifier-beneficiaries is basically saying that if you can’t beat ’em, you can’t join ’em. Fair enough. In the past very many years, no backdoor qualifier has made a big impact in their following year on Tour, so why should the WSL give them special treatment? Either make the QS top-10 or get to the back of the line (Prove me wrong, Cibilic.) 

However, the WSL started to lose me when they talked about not (necessarily) supporting injured surfers. Mikey Wright clearly deserves to be on Tour, and a bad back (injured at one of their events, no less) shouldn’t strip him of his true Rookie year.

Plus, the WSL’s qualifying phrase “best interest of the sport” is even more subjective and vague than the “unsportsmanlike” and “of a serious nature” clauses that acquitted Medina in his clear infraction of 171.11. So, if the WSL believed the sport of surfing would benefit from having Zoltan Torkos on Tour—just kickflippin’ his way to two-point heat totals all year—could they wave their magic wand and make it so?

Methinks yes. But it doesn’t stop there.

Lest we forget that one male and one female slot for the 2021 Tour will come from Ultimate Surfer*, the WSL’s rip-off reality show that will see wannabe Tour-sters (all American, I might add) dueling in synthetic surf for the most unwarranted ascension since Trump came to office (note: that’s not a political statement, but a direct comparison of reality stars leveraging their celebrity to assume lofty titles beyond their skillset).

Just this week, Ultimate Surfer applicants were interviewed by the WSL, who will compile a personalized casting video for each surfer and present them to ABC, who will then make the final decision on which applicants appear on the show (or so we hear).

 

png ultimate surfer thumbnail 2 617x353 1024x586

Inverse Slater, a good start!

So what does all of this mean? 

From where I’m standing, it’s clear that all of these changes come back to the same, simple principle: the WSL’s competition model is commercially broken, so it’s within their best interest (and, frankly, their rights) to control the narrative and thus undam the CT revenue stream.

While this all might feel a little skeevy on the surface, if you take a second to consider the implications, it’s really not that bad.

Worst case scenario, we end up with a few quirky, vlog-centric, and otherwise inert surfers on the 2021 Tour. They’ll lose second round and we’ll hardly remember they were there, like Soli Bailey in 2019.

Best case scenario, the WSL (and ABC) will promote surfers who bring both entertainment and performance to CT, like Mason Ho, Clay Marzo, and Bethany Hamilton. We won’t miss the journey(wo)men for a second when these freaks are scalping the Medinas and Moores of the world. 

With a clear need to increase Tour-based revenue, I back the WSL’s decision to mix up their qualification process. If they want more viewers, they need to provide more entertainment. And a fresh cast of characters is a decent start.

Next step: cutting the men’s Tour in half.

*Quick question: if the WSL is saying that 10 surfers will still be coming up from the Men’s 2020 QS (assuming there are no double-qualifiers), does this mean that the Ultimate Surfer winner’s slot will come from their now-totally-autonomous “Season Wildcard”, or would they dare knock off the 22nd ranked CT surfer? Definitely the former, right?

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Watch: A Leisurely Day With Fingal’s-Most-Wanted Foamball Wrangler

Lungi Slabb and filmmaker Beren Hall offer insight into the exact specs which bring GoPro…

Apr 20, 2024

The Stab Interview: Chippa Wilson

On humble beginnings, heavier water, the making of 'Zipper', and what's next for the 37-year-old…

Apr 19, 2024

Medina Cooked at WSL Judges’ BBQ, George Pittar Flares En Route To Finals Day

Four heats, a nine point ride, and some brotherly tears.

Apr 19, 2024

Ferrari Boyz: Harry Bryant (Redux)

A Land Cruiser, a shitting collie, a tank of petrol, and a wild Haz in…

Apr 18, 2024

Surprise! Margies Ran At Southside Today

No rest for the wicked - day 5 WA recap.

Apr 18, 2024

A Dispatch From The Best Run Of Swell Northwest Australia May Ever See

Three weeks of pumping surf, two decades ago, that changed this writer's life.

Apr 17, 2024

Nichols, Silva + Spencer Cut, Robinson Lives To Fight Another Day

Waiting: a polite term for slowly losing your mind - here's what happened in WA…

Apr 17, 2024

The Pupo Brothers Will Face Off At Margs, And Only The Winner Can Stay On Tour

Let's look at every match-up that will seal a CT surfer's fate.

Apr 16, 2024

THE KING IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE GOAT

After 30 seasons on tour, 56 event wins & 11 world titles, Kelly Slater has…

Apr 16, 2024

Slater Takes His Last Dance, 7 More Men Axed From The CT

Day 3 WA recap.

Apr 16, 2024

Did Kelly Slater Just Retire?

3 decades, 56 event wins, and 11 World Titles later.

Apr 16, 2024

Goofies Dominate, Ewing Detonates, The GOAT Is Led To Slaughter

Once cut, twice shy.

Apr 15, 2024

The Eddie Gets A New Headline Sponsor, Coca Cola Group Stickers A 2x World Champ, The Tractor Scoops Up 2x SSOTY Winner + SITD Star Parts Ways With O’Neill

The surf industry is showing signs of life — here's a Q1 2024 update.

Apr 13, 2024

The Best Surfing I’ve Ever Seen: Duncan Macfarlane

Covid cleared the lineup while Rasta, Creed and Wade went to work.

Apr 13, 2024

The Stab Interview: Actor Jeffrey Wright

The Oscar nominee for "American Fiction" on what Hollywood can learn from surf films, why…

Apr 13, 2024

This Would Be The Best Surf Trip Of 99.9% Of Surfers’ Lives

Surfline and O'Neill manage to score untouched zones (again) + Soli Bailey adds more inertia…

Apr 12, 2024

Chippa Wilson Stars In ‘Zipper’ — A Surf Film By Stab & Monster

Featuring Filipe Toledo, Harry Bryant, Bobby Martinez, Eithan Osborne, Taro Watanabe, and Dion Agius.

Apr 11, 2024

A Big Ol’ Flaccid Salad

It was hard to be charitable about the opening day in WA.

Apr 11, 2024
Advertisement