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John John Florence is an Avenger, part II

Yesterday, when the newest Samsung ad dropped and featured John John Florence as an Avenger (along with a team of other world class athletes… and amazingly, a kid named Bobby Martinez), the only bummer was that we’d have to wait for part two. Luckily, it was only overnight. Here it is! And this time around, we get some speaking from John as Thor. He delivers his lines with nonchalance and (surprisingly good) comedic timing. Again… it’s easy to bag, but cash rules everything around me and why the hell not? It’s harmless fun. And it’s not like he has to shave around his nipple. Plus… Robin Scherbatsky is super hot.

news // Mar 8, 2016
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Yesterday, when the newest Samsung ad dropped and featured John John Florence as an Avenger (along with a team of other world class athletes… and amazingly, a kid named Bobby Martinez), the only bummer was that we’d have to wait for part two. Luckily, it was only overnight. Here it is! And this time around, we get some speaking from John as Thor. He delivers his lines with nonchalance and (surprisingly good) comedic timing. Again… it’s easy to bag, but cash rules everything around me and why the hell not? It’s harmless fun. And it’s not like he has to shave around his nipple.

Plus… Robin Scherbatsky is super hot.

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