The Joy of Sex, According to Kai Otton

. Kai, the second-best performing rookie in 2007 (Curse you Flores!), displays the precision he applies to the cultivation of wet dreams to backside tuberiding. Photo: Justin Crawford. First wet dream Mate, I was a late developer. I could hardly find a pube until I was 18. I was a real late developer. Even so, I can’t remember the first, but I had one not long ago. Wet dreams are all time, they’re the best! Any guy will admit that. Visuals? Never the same, totally random. On the subject, and I won’t mention any names, but I had the rankest thing happen to me. One of the boys had one on the plane next to me … hee hee hee… it was fucked up. He goes, ‘Fuck, I’ve just had a wet dream’ and grabbed my blanket. And fucken took it off me and went to the bathroom Partners I’m not a freak, put it that way. I’m 28, it’s been 10 years, there’s been a couple of girlfriends in there, not that many. I’m not putting a figure on it, no way! It’s not something you want to claim. It reeks of braggadocio. A vulgar act. Repertoire Ah, fuck, do I have a map in my head? A dot to dot? It doesn’t happen for me that often so I’ve never developed a formula. It’s a spontaneous act, there’s no real repertoire. You have to flow with the moment. Killer move Going down is good, obviously, I enjoy it and I’ll admit to that.. I do try and use a few tricks occasionally. Again, none I want to claim. You learn through experience and via various sex manuals. Deal breaker None. I’ve never had a girl who’s wanted to do something that freaky.