Stab Magazine | 10 Rules For Dating a pro surfer, with Ashley Osborne

Early Access For Stab Premium Members Live Now — Episode 1 of Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico

1553 Views

10 Rules For Dating a pro surfer, with Ashley Osborne

Interview: Lucas TownsendPhotographer: Kane SkennarStyle: Mark VassalloHair / Make up: Nicholas X Morley The simultaneous shattering of a million hearts and clap of a million hands soundtracked the first time Julian Wilson beautified the contest area with his gal, Ashley Osborne, two years ago. She quickly became the webcast lensman’s go-to, and now Ash perfectly fills gaps during Julian’s more quiet heats. But it’s not just aesthetic: Miss Osborne has become fluent in navigating the surfing world as a pro’s plus-one. She more than deserves her own attention, and it is with the imagery you see on these pages that we offer this attention. And accompanying these photographs are Ash’s 10 iron rules for dating a pro surfer… 1. Kiss your man before his heat. It’ll become a natural ritual. Julian would never forgive me if I didn’t. 2. Be there when he fails. With a warm towel and a hug. A big meal will help, too. 3. Try (at least) to learn the rules of his sport. I’ve learned from whoever’s unlucky enough to get stuck next to me with all my questions. Here’s three things to get you started: You generally need three strong manoeuvres and/or an amazing aerial to get a great score, to get barrelled is the key, and you must ride out of a wave to receive good points. 4. Talk to the other girlfriends. I talk to most of the girls, they’re all really nice and friendly. Jules had an important heat against Jordy at Bells this year. I sat next to Lyndall and was so nervous, but she was really cool and kept things light-hearted, even though Jules won. 5. Don’t be upset when he doesn’t invite you to an event. Julian will try, but there’s some places that simply aren’t gf-friendly, like Namotu, Fiji. It comes down to timing with work and places we both love. But, if it’s an important one to him, I’m definitely there. 6. Huntington is not the girlfriend’s worst nightmare it seems. It was the first contest I went to. I was fresh to the scene and it all really affected me. But now I understand it and it’s not too overwhelming. The fans are what it’s all about and I love seeing them so passionate for the surfers and the sport, it blows me away. 7. Love costs, don’t be scared of the bills. We usually Skype and send millions of photos and many text messages. So, our bills can be scary! But it’s worth it. 8. Be a good distraction. I’ll try and distract Julian when the time is right, take his mind off things a little and help him enjoy being at locations. It’s a nice role to play! 9. Keep working hard at your own job. You’ll appreciate the time you do get away and it’s good for you as an individual. 10. Time will ease the pain of being apart. It was really hard when I lived in New York. But the longer we’ve been together, the better it’s become. We live together now and I’m busy when he’s away. I still miss him every day he’s gone, but I feel lucky to see him as much as I do. 2.

girls // Mar 8, 2016
Words by Stab
Reading Time: 3 minutes

Interview: Lucas Townsend
Photographer: Kane Skennar
Style: Mark Vassallo
Hair / Make up: Nicholas X Morley

The simultaneous shattering of a million hearts and clap of a million hands soundtracked the first time Julian Wilson beautified the contest area with his gal, Ashley Osborne, two years ago. She quickly became the webcast lensman’s go-to, and now Ash perfectly fills gaps during Julian’s more quiet heats. But it’s not just aesthetic: Miss Osborne has become fluent in navigating the surfing world as a pro’s plus-one. She more than deserves her own attention, and it is with the imagery you see on these pages that we offer this attention. And accompanying these photographs are Ash’s 10 iron rules for dating a pro surfer…

1. Kiss your man before his heat. It’ll become a natural ritual. Julian would never forgive me if I didn’t.

2. Be there when he fails. With a warm towel and a hug. A big meal will help, too.

140603STAB11_015

3. Try (at least) to learn the rules of his sport. I’ve learned from whoever’s unlucky enough to get stuck next to me with all my questions. Here’s three things to get you started: You generally need three strong manoeuvres and/or an amazing aerial to get a great score, to get barrelled is the key, and you must ride out of a wave to receive good points.

style_010_018_ash-2

4. Talk to the other girlfriends. I talk to most of the girls, they’re all really nice and friendly. Jules had an important heat against Jordy at Bells this year. I sat next to Lyndall and was so nervous, but she was really cool and kept things light-hearted, even though Jules won.

140503STAB09_318

5. Don’t be upset when he doesn’t invite you to an event. Julian will try, but there’s some places that simply aren’t gf-friendly, like Namotu, Fiji. It comes down to timing with work and places we both love. But, if it’s an important one to him, I’m definitely there.

style_010_018_ash-4

6. Huntington is not the girlfriend’s worst nightmare it seems. It was the first contest I went to. I was fresh to the scene and it all really affected me. But now I understand it and it’s not too overwhelming. The fans are what it’s all about and I love seeing them so passionate for the surfers and the sport, it blows me away.

140603STAB10_003

7. Love costs, don’t be scared of the bills. We usually Skype and send millions of photos and many text messages. So, our bills can be scary! But it’s worth it.

style_010_018_ash-7

8. Be a good distraction. I’ll try and distract Julian when the time is right, take his mind off things a little and help him enjoy being at locations. It’s a nice role to play!

style_010_018_ash-6

9. Keep working hard at your own job. You’ll appreciate the time you do get away and it’s good for you as an individual.

style_010_018_ash-8

10. Time will ease the pain of being apart. It was really hard when I lived in New York. But the longer we’ve been together, the better it’s become. We live together now and I’m busy when he’s away. I still miss him every day he’s gone, but I feel lucky to see him as much as I do.

2.

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Why Kelly Slater’s Favorite Wave Isn’t Producing More Pro Surfers

A critical analysis of the Soup Bowl surf community.

Jun 8, 2025

CT Watch: Jacob Willcox And Francisca Veselko Rattle The Cage

Where you begin is where you return: The Newcastle SURFEST.

Jun 8, 2025

Stab High And The Unfortunate Inevitability Of The C-Word 

Does surfing have a culture after all? 

Jun 8, 2025

Jordy Smith Is World #1, Kelly Slater Is A Wildcard, And… Ethan Ewing Is Trying Californian Surfboards?

Your 2025 Lower Trestles CT preview.

Jun 7, 2025

Tom Lowe Suffers Second Near-Fatal Injury at Teahupo’o In 14 Months

Sage Burke and Kala Grace tell the story straight.

Jun 6, 2025

Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico: Episode 1

Our first loser goes home in this "king of the hill" showdown.

Jun 6, 2025

The Return of Surf100: Raw, Unfiltered, Serialized

Seven challenges across California before the OG 100 minute final.

Jun 5, 2025

Snow Bros, A Former WSL CEO, And The Multimillion Dollar Fight To Govern Surfing In America 

"This decision could have massive, cascading, and irreversible consequences," says the CEO of USA Surfing. 

Jun 4, 2025

Everything You Need To Know About The Surf100 Challenge Series Presented By Pacifico

8 surfers. 8 challenges. $100,000.

Jun 4, 2025

Coming Soon: Stab in the Dark X

Dear Diary, May was a good month.

Jun 3, 2025

If The Challenger Series Is The Answer, What Is The Question?

Surfing’s middle child returns: the 2025 CS preview.

Jun 2, 2025

The WSL Just Gave The Kids A Steak Knife

The Challenger Series gets a run at Pipeline, and a double-take at Newcastle.

Jun 2, 2025

Mason Ho Follows MP’s Trail, Discovers The Delicate Art Of Not Getting Arrested

"That’s it. We’re cooked. I just told the boys this lane was mine, now I’m…

May 31, 2025

8x World Champion Skater Pedro Barros On God, Localism, And Almost Being A Semi-Pro Surfer

Wisdom from one of the greatest two-sport talents of our generation.

May 30, 2025

Where’s The World Title Going In 2025?

A post-cut debrief featuring thoughts from world number one Jordy Smith.

May 29, 2025

Axel Lorentz Steps Down As Head Shaper At Pukas, Starts Eponymous Board Label

What comes after a twelve-year career and five Stab In The Dark finals?

May 28, 2025

Aquatic Outlaws: How Surfing’s Wild West Was Won

Before the Margaret River Pro, there were a few rogue men from Perth.

May 27, 2025

Vale Jack McCoy: The Pillar Of Surf Cinema Passes On At 76

The creator of Blue Horizon, The Occumentary, the Billabong Challenge and more goes out swinging.

May 27, 2025
Advertisement