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You’re Not Not Watching Jordy On Right Points 

The world #5 just dropped his Victorian freesurf highlights. Come, savor.

elsewhere // Apr 30, 2025
Words by Stab
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An estimated 300 exabytes of new information hits the internet each day. 

What’s an exabyte? Who the fuck cares — it’s 1,000,000,000 gigs if you do actually care — just trust that 300 of ’em is a lot. 

As we go about our days, we should calmly and strategically choose which of that information we should consume. But we rarely do. Instead, we decide on rabid impulses stemming from deep insecurity to sexual fever. 

Life, eh? 

At least we’ve got an easy one today. Jordy on (mostly) righthand points? Yep, we’re in. 

The world #5 just fed his nascent YT channel with roughly eight minutes of freesurf footage from around Bells. 

Come for the dipslaced water, stay for the piano session. 

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