What’s Better Than Freshly Washed Bedding? - Stab Mag
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What’s Better Than Freshly Washed Bedding?

Dreamy blue tubes over sandy bedrock.

elsewhere // Feb 13, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Clean sheets. 

Taut, plump, crisp. 

Does anyone else have a mini-spasm at the lux sensation of jumping into a bed of freshly-washed linen?

Also: How often should one wash their bedding? Asking for a friend. I am not having an argument with my girlfriend.

So given fresh-bedding meets the excellent range (8-10) in the judging criteria, beating it is no easy task.

But Mason Ho may have done it here, netting an incredible 11.5 points on the 12-point Da Hui Backdoor Shootout scale which allows room for exceptionally excellent situations such as this dreamy little North Shore mise-en-scene. 

Uncrowded, hollow North Pacific cones in warm water under a blue sky. 

Beat that bedding. 

You can’t.

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