Watch: Two Minutes Of Timo Simmers Surfing To Minor Threat

Among the litany of absurdities at Stab High Japan — Mateus Herdy attending with his Highway wife, or being ensnared in the magnetic presence of Zeke — one of the most surprising revelations was the sheer amount of loft Timo Simmers seemed to command.

We all knew he was good, and not just because he’s the champ’s sibling, but it was genuinely surprising to see how much air time he was getting out of the Shizunami tub. Right up there with anyone. Had he greased a landing in round two, Hughie Vaughn might’ve been wandering the Shibuya crossing, cardboard cheque nowhere to be found. 

Hit play on the vid above, and for a minute-fifty, you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. The edit’s called ‘DIASOL,’ released through Toasted Media. We all know time’s the real currency, but this one’s worth spending a little of yours.