Watch: Caity Takes The EAST-Winning Lovelace To Oceanside - Stab Mag
1804 Views
Another high level surf production presented by Toasted Media.

Watch: Caity Takes The EAST-Winning Lovelace To Oceanside

And (almost) loses her next world title to a Stab staffer

elsewhere // Jul 4, 2025
Words by Coral McDuffee
Reading Time: 2 minutes
Clip and premiere photos by Guilherme Martines. Edit starring Caity and Timo Simmers.

I’ve dodged writing this piece more than any parking ticket — ignored a formal complaint (hi Mikey), and even tried to pawn it off on someone else — but today Slack won. 

It’s not the usual dilemma where the sentences keep itching without actually coming to my head. The edit is great: fun, Toasted, Oceanside-youth-cult-meets-trailer-posh. The problem is the part where I burn the World Champ, then almost cut her legs.

Immaculate decor by team Toasted.

But let’s focus on the ups.

“Blewse”  tracks the 72 hours Toasted editor Guilherme Martins spent in Oceanside for Caity’s Blouse premiere—before flying back to Portugal with what felt like appendicitis.

Gui is every surfer’s dream filmer and an even better friend— the kind who carves out two weeks every year to run through sticky Roman streets like springbreaker’s first time in Ibiza, and still manages to get the odd clip. 

Moments before appendicitis pains set in, Caity and Gui pose at the Blouse Premiere.

Although we couldn’t match the old world’s wine experience, we did introduce Gui to one of California’s finest cultural scenes — the testosterone-fueled, neck-snapping, sweat-soaked mosh pit.

Straight off his flight, Gui met us at a Social Distortion show and filmed soulful openers The Bellrays—until security nabbed his handycam. 

A much friendlier pit than Social Distortion.

Between plotting a New Year’s party—premiere, mosh, tees, venue—we squeezed in a couple of insignificant if (mostly) pleasant sessions in Caity’s hometown. Please ignore the collision at 0:23. Get more of Caity Simmers on the Dave Rasta winning EAST replica we ordered for Milk & Honey, plus Stab High standout Timo Simmers and a light dose of teen spirit above.

Og Toasters: Caity, Timo, and Coral (Hi).

Comments

Comments are a Stab Premium feature. Gotta join to talk shop.

Already a member? Sign In

Want to join? Sign Up

Advertisement

Most Recent

Here’s Why We Included A Wildcard In Stab In The Dark X 

The Mann among men.

Jan 23, 2026

Watch: Only The Best Waves From EAST With Mikey February

11 minutes of star-studded velvet.

Jan 23, 2026

Rumor: Is The CT Quitting J Bay In 2026?

And where it might be heading instead...

Jan 23, 2026

Parker Coffin + Dane Reynolds Saddle Up In Ch11’s ‘This Is Where I Am.’

Long-form storytelling refuses to die.

Jan 21, 2026

Watch: Episode 01 of Stab In The Dark X Starring Kelly Slater

Who will the greatest surfer of all time crown the shaper of the decade?

Jan 21, 2026

On Junior Surfers, Baby Turtles, And Surfing’s Hope Imperative

Dane Henry and Isla Huppatz won World Junior Titles. What does it mean?

Jan 21, 2026

Night Will Never Fall On The Rising Sun

Peep Billabong's new Andy Irons Collection, help kids in need.

Jan 20, 2026

SEOTY: Brody Mulik Stars In ‘fourteen.’

Homeschooled at The Box and Tombies, the fifteen-year-old might be Western Australia's best student.

Jan 19, 2026

What Was It Really Like To Hang With Andy And Bruce In The 90s?

The Stab Interview with Lost Generation filmer and poke sauce peddler, Patrick “Tupat” Eichsteadt.

Jan 16, 2026

Golfers v Surfers: Newport’s Wavepool Battle Rages On

The worlds biggest Wavegarden will cost you 3 holes, a driving range, and $250,000 per…

Jan 15, 2026

2025 Was The Year Of The Rat

Comment of the Year 2025 goes to...

Jan 13, 2026

We Had Eight World Class Surfers Blind Test 117 Surfboards From 37 Shapers

This is the story of Stab In The Dark, so far.

Jan 12, 2026

Do We Appreciate Creed McTaggart Enough?

GERAMANIA — ASIA DOWN THE LINE

Jan 12, 2026

The Year Of Magic Boards, Bare Thighs, Strong Chins & Euro Dominance Is Upon Us

Read Stab's 2026 predictions, and take our future-telling quiz

Jan 11, 2026

“One Of Those Forecasts That’s So Scary You’re Kinda Hoping It Goes Onshore”

The Gaelic swell that put three of the world's best big wave surfers on the…

Jan 9, 2026

SEOTY: Eithan Osborne Stars In ‘Lost Pinterest’

Two bionic shoulders, an extra $100,000 in the bank, and a lot of sand-bottom Mexican…

Jan 8, 2026

Revealed: The 5 SITD-Winning Shapers Listed In The Kelly Files

The nerve to throw in a swallow-tail...

Jan 8, 2026

Had A Beer With A Stranger, Ended Up In A War

How a pleasure-seeking Indo trip became a tour of duty in Ukraine's frontline.

Jan 7, 2026
Advertisement