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This Cat Rips HP’s

But is this torture?

elsewhere // Aug 1, 2022
Words by Ethan Davis
Reading Time: < 1 minute

“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are God. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are God.” – Christopher Hitchens

The ancient cultures worshiped cats, they have not forgotten this. 

This cat, Hokule’a, a feline from da pound, has the god-like ability to tear HP’s. Cats typically do not like water. This one does, his owners maintain, who often drag him to beach to sink or swim.

Listen to em’ gush over his survival/surf skillz.

Nine lives, right?

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