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Sneaking Into The WSL Competitors Area With Just A Little Bit Of Confidence And A Fake RedBull Hat

Foolproof tactics from a self-proclaimed ‘professional idiot.’

elsewhere // Sep 8, 2023
Words by Holden Trnka
Reading Time: < 1 minute

Jacob Szekely and Letty Mortensen pull up to the WSL Competitors area wearing some shitty grins, oversized sunnies, and some RedBull hats they bought on Ebay.

You letting them in?

Above, our upcoming Stab High wildcard and everyone’s favorite Australian porn TikTok star lay siege to the WSL Finals domain — Trojan horsing themselves into the comp zone and sniping a handful of candid moments with the Colapinto brothers.

Crosby admits that he pulls more girls than the rest of the 2% crew, even though “thats not saying much,” and Griff says he’s been manifesting a World Title for 20 years.

Click above for a handful of cheap chuckles and, as Zeke said, “like, comment, and subscribe…all that wack shit.”

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