And The Winners Of Stab Highway Europe x Monster Energy Are…
Red Team pops bottles, books flights to Costa Rica.
“I haven’t won anything dude, I never win,” Jacob Szekely told us, dramatized hand signals and all. “Last year I got second, so to come back and win this shit, and just blow everyone out of the water, feels amazing.”
After nine days of debauchery, bodily degradation, and endless on-camera self-deprecation, the Stab Highway Europe Red Team guzzled triumphant sips of sweet champagne atop an extended Portuguese staircase. It was a well-deserved victory.
“I just wanted to win Stab Highway, I didn’t care about going on Mikey’s honeymoon to Costa Rica, I just didn’t want to lose again,” Zoe McDougall said.
But… that doesn’t mean she didn’t have a damn good time on Mikey’s honeymoon.
Red Team Costa Rican Victory Reel coming soon — and yes, Letty will have his shirt off.
How Kipp Caddy Got KO’d + Tore His Hamstring Paddling An Outer-Reef Bombie
Spoiler: it involves a friend’s board spearing him in the head…
How Surfers Get Paid Season 2, Episode 2
Loyalty and the Royalty of the Performance Surfboard.
The Surprising Link Between Neoprene And The USA’s ‘Cancer Alley’
A forthcoming documentary called 'The Big Sea' will change how you look at wetsuits.
Radioactive Wastewater From Fukushima’s Nuclear Power Plant Is Being Dumped In The Pacific Ocean
What does releasing 500 Olympic swimming pools of fission fondue mean for surfing?
Meet Aranui 5: The 126m, 103-Cabin Luxury Cruise Ship & Home To Olympic Surfers At Teahupo’o 2024
Who's gonna get the Presidential Suite?
Here’s How The Surfers Feel About The 2024 Schedule
Kelly Slater, Caroline Marks, and nine other CTers share their thoughts.
Risk Reward: The Dickhead Index
Sam McIntosh explains Stab's business model in light of a recent editorial slip.
Surfing’s Chief Of Sport Explains Why The WSL Finals Will Remain At Lower Trestles
The Stab Interview: Jessi Miley-Dyer
Full Frame: A Loaded Scoop Of Emerald Green
Russell Bierke in Ireland, by Arthur Picard.
Quiksilver Is About To Throw A Week-Long Party In France And Your Name Is On The Guest List
Want to see Clay Marzo, Sierra Kerr, Noa Deane, and more compete against world champs?…
Cloudbreak’s Back, Trestles Remains, J-Bay And Surf Ranch Gone
Here's the WSL's 2024 Championship Tour schedule.
Stab Edit Of The Year: Liam O’Brien In ‘Wandering’
An 18-minute DIY surf film featuring one of the CT’s classiest acts.
How Do CT Surfboards Differ From Our Own?
We got dims from all 51 tour pros and compared them to our Stab Reader…
Wait…How Did Caity Simmers Get A Spot In The Olympics?
Some sneaky selection criteria means Team USA is beginning to look mighty formidable.
A Goofyfoot’s Guide To Better Surfing
Parker Coffin and Luke Swanson get illuminated in Indo.
We Found The Center Of The Surf/Skate/Fashion Venn Diagram
A very fashionable drop from Globe and Austyn Gillette
Europocalypse Now (or Next Summer At The Very Latest)
Sure signs of surfing’s end times in SW France.