Pro Surfer-Cum-DJ Paul Fisher Shuts Down Hollywood Boulevard, Skewers News Anchor On Live TV
“I feel sorry for your woman Karl…”
Award-winning TV host Karl Stefanovic entered a battle of wits unarmed yesterday.
The news anchor was left red-faced and speechless after dialing in ex-pro-surfer-cum-Grammy-nominated-DJ Paul Fisher, who lamented the male host’s inability to stimulate his wife.
After requesting the DJ for a rendition of his trademark tongue trick (with accompanying noxious ditty), the news anchor responded, “I can’t do that. I don’t have a very long tongue”.
Seizing his skewer, Fisher replied: “I feel sorry for your woman Karl if you don’t have a long tongue,” catching the male-anchor flat-footed, larynx down the gurgler.
Even more impressive was Fisher’s ability to do so after playing a six-hour set in Hollywood with Chris Lake the night prior, which shutdown a chunk of the city for the “first time in LA’s history”.
The Fish wrote on IG: LAST NIGHT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY !!!! THIS WILL BE ENGRAVED IN OUR MINDS FOREVER @chrislake@underconstructionpresents THANK YOU HOLLYWOOD THAT WAS SPECIAL !!! THOR THANKS FOR THE WORDS OF WISDOM TO START THIS MAYHEM OFF @chrishemsworth 🤣❤️🤣
A flawless victory for the Fish.
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