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If You Say Jesus Backwards It Sounds Like Sausage

And if you spell Hingy’s new M/SF/T model forwards it sounds like ‘DRIB’.

elsewhere // Oct 1, 2022
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Words, words, worms. 

Kai Hing’s got a new signature model, and they’ve had a bit of fun with the semantics. 

The ‘DRIB’, (‘bird’ in reverse) is a HP shorty with a shorter, wider, more curvaceous outline perfectly-tuned for small-wave drib, slop or lil spitting tunnels.

The wide point placed further forward, curvy hips and softer entry rocker means, A.) speed through flat spots, B.) better paddle power despite diminutive length, C.) zip in da pocket when it gets cuppy. 

In short, a versatile, fun everyday board for waves minus six-feet (by Aus standards, so like 2ft Hawaiian or 20ft German) that’ll fit snugly in the trunk. 

You can read more about it here

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