Stab Magazine | Jamie O'Brien, the most familiar of scenarios, Pipeline

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Jamie O’Brien, the most familiar of scenarios, Pipeline

After cooling down for a little, Jamie O’Brien’s Twitter feed is steaming back. Stab, for one, is happy about it. Much curiosity surrounds the writer of Jamie’s Tweets. Whoevs it is, is a born entertainer. Here’s a bunch of the most recent hits: (Sic)”Santa cruze is colder then a whore thank good for @bodyglove wet suits” “The key to life is realizing that its not locked” “Now that i am looking back on high school. I am so glad I was never there.” “I drink @redbull like a fish out of water” “I never wake up and think I under drank last night” “@aspworldtour I am not laughing at you I am laughing against you” “Valentine’s day is a corporate ploy to sell more handguns to single people” Whatever words flood his social media, Jamie O’Brien can ride the Pipeline. His cockiness out there is worthy of applause and there’s few who’ve tamed the beast so efficiently. Case in point: The photo above, shot at Pipeline late last night, and the video below, shot during the Backdoor Shootout.

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Words by Jack Dekort
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After cooling down for a little, Jamie O’Brien’s Twitter feed is steaming back. Stab, for one, is happy about it. Much curiosity surrounds the writer of Jamie’s Tweets. Whoevs it is, is a born entertainer. Here’s a bunch of the most recent hits:

(Sic)”Santa cruze is colder then a whore thank good for @bodyglove wet suits”

“The key to life is realizing that its not locked”

“Now that i am looking back on high school. I am so glad I was never there.”

“I drink @redbull like a fish out of water”

“I never wake up and think I under drank last night”

“@aspworldtour I am not laughing at you I am laughing against you”

“Valentine’s day is a corporate ploy to sell more handguns to single people”

Whatever words flood his social media, Jamie O’Brien can ride the Pipeline. His cockiness out there is worthy of applause and there’s few who’ve tamed the beast so efficiently. Case in point: The photo above, shot at Pipeline late last night, and the video below, shot during the Backdoor Shootout.

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