Watch: Pythagorean Rail Theory From Parko, Jai Glindeman, Conner Coffin, And The JS Team

“I watch guys do airs and think… what the fuck am I doing trying these?” said Jai Glindeman, after the release of his latest film. “I’ve already done my knee twice. I’d rather blow an ACL burying a rail than trying spins.”

In the above (aptly named) clip, the JS Industries team puts together two minutes of rail-only footage in tantalizing triangular wedges on Australia’s East Coast.

Parko, Jai, and Tai Buddha are all riding the Golden Child, while Conner Coffin, Caleb Tancred, and Hunter Anderson are all on Monsta 10’s.

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