Watch: Red Bull Cape Fear Condensed To Just 5 Minutes

You didn’t spend your whole Sunday watching this year’s Cape Fear contest?

Maybe you’re just a high-performance guy/gal, and your eyes were fixed on Keramas. Or perhaps you’re a millennial, like myself, and intended on waiting for the recap either way. We call that ADHD efficient allocation of time and energy.

Regardless of your viewing preferences or attention span, you’re in luck. SurferToday has compiled a five-minute highlight reel from this year’s event, so that even the busiest among us might ingest the steppy Tasmanian ledge. But we must warn you, this isn’t quite “heat analyzer” level of replay, as the footage is a bit raw.

While some of you dirty dogs might be into that, we’d like to suggest a couple songs to play over the highlights. Sync them up and enjoy.

Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song

Mozart – Marriage of Figaro

Bee Gees – Stayin’ Alive