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Stabmag.com: the remix of an old hit.

You’re not gonna like this new site build. Change ain’t ever really fun. But, you know how slow our site was. And, it was long overdue. We have new sections, some existing and things should be easier to use. Here are some instructions for use… Full Frames ride upfront, as usual. The same deal, a new […]

news // Feb 22, 2016
Words by stab
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You’re not gonna like this new site build. Change ain’t ever really fun. But, you know how slow our site was. And, it was long overdue.

We have new sections, some existing and things should be easier to use. Here are some instructions for use…

Full Frames ride upfront, as usual. The same deal, a new action shot from the previous 12-to-24 hours of someone you like Swerving With Attitude.

Cinema. We’ve collated all the videos in one home. We’ve got filter so you can watch your faves and edit the duds. We did consider a single Dane Reynolds filter.

Good Evening. We’ve partnered with our pals from LifewithoutAndy.com for sweet party photos after dark. We’ll keep to our reader’s desire, too: mostly wimmin.

STAB FM is our favourite surfers’ playlists for various occasions. We recommend the insertion of an auxiliary jack into your pod/lappy/device and letting the good times roll with an early afternoon soundtrack coupled with cold suds.

Fish Grease is a section you’ll probably enjoy. Road test this one yourself.

While you were Sleeping is a newsfeeder from all round the world. Short, sharp hits of what we’re into or stuff we can’t be bothered covering too heavily. We ask you to post what you’re digging. If our tastes align, we’ll send it live. You can give us your real name to publish, a site to push or a cryptic stage name.

STAB-a-Gram is Stab‘s Instagram feed along with the names of some people you probably know. Prepare yourself for a loss of productivity in here.

We’ve also partnered with our pals, Magic Seaweed for a simple surf report. Tune in your local spot and then watch the arrows.

The main newsfeed that typically ran down our site falls down here. All these tiled posts run from most recent and tile down the page. Also, we’ve adopted some filters. Depending on your kink, most viewed items are usually the best. Just saying.

Comments can happen two ways: via Facebook or via faceless anonymity. We can now rate comments and report users (for those who dive too far into the defamatory gear). Bring your sharp wit and good humour along, though. Your first keystrokes of shrewdness can be aimed at the shallow and narcissistic Stab portal. We wouldn’t expect anything less!

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